- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Manchester City

haha Otarts was here

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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