- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

that wall over there ->

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

hi charles lattuca III

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

more like nig!

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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