-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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