- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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