Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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you suck

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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think twice or at least think

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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