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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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