A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Ms Leong Sux

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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