- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

This is not a joke

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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