- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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