- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Haha, I get it..

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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