What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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