- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

CFL

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

this website even though its hilarious.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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