Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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The dewey decimal system

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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