Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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