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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's big and long? My dick.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Robin, get in the car!

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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