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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

masturbating on a tarc bus

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

What did david give back? Nothing.

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