How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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