- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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