Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

do you wanna hear a joke school

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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