someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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CAS

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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My name is Jeff

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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