did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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