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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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