- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

A possesed goat: "moo"

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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