What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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