Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Your mother is so fat.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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