Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Chuck Norris Dies.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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