- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

A seal walks into a club.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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