What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Bark I'm a tree

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

belly button

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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