- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Velcro. What a rip off.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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