What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

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