- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Justin Bieber

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

nice tits.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Q. who's george porchy?

CAS

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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