- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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