Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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People with cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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