Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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I <3 Hitler

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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