- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

A guy was beet by his wife.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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