- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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