- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

White men's rights

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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