What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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