- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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