What do vampires cross the sea in?

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Women's rights...

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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