What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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yada yada

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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book 'em danno

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Get on the boat.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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