- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

penis?

Knock knock

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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