- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

hey, my names mark.

Women's rights

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

I was once a hamster.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Poop.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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