what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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69

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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