A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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