- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

He--Hey guys

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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