- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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