Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Tucker Rivera

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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