- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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