why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Why did the

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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